Stars: Julia Ann, Stormy Daniels, Veronica Avluv, Jessie Lee, Molly Bennett, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Marcus London, Brendon Miller, and Tommy Pistol
Production Company: Wicked Pictures
He Thinks: 4.5
She Thinks: 4.5
The Plot: Three best friends Leanne, Stacy and Carmen find themselves at a crossroads in their lives when all three of their marriages wind up in divorce. Each of them deals with it in their own way, but the three of them together is a dangerous combination. They decide to do the logical thing: take a road trip together. Their road trip turns out to be a quest for Carmen while Leanne and Stacy are left to try to sort things out with a strung out DJ/Poolboy and his partner-in-crime.
The Low Down: This movie is downright hilarious. Stormy, Julia Ann and Veronica are unstoppable together all the way through the movie. When you add Marcus London and Brendon Miller into the mix, it just pushes it completely over the edge. Believe it or not, this movie is very nearly stolen by Brendon Miller. His performance is quite possibly one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a number of years. I can’t recall the last time I watched a movie and was actually laughing so hard I couldn’t breath and had tears streaming down my face. Jane and I were in absolute hysterics over his performance. Stormy masterfully navigated this movie as to provide
you with absolute hilarity and then drop seemlessly into steaming hot sex scenes without missing a beat.
The two hottest scenes in the movie belong to Stormy and Brendon (the setup for the scene alone is worth it). The fact that Stormy’s character is placed in a situation where she’s going to have to “take one for the team” and sleep with this goofball of a DJ character in order to keep the other girls from getting busted work beautifully. Brendon was completely off the chain (to coin a phrase) and he held nothing back in his performance – both in the comedic scene before and in the sex scene. Watching these two work together is just magic.
The other scenes in the movie are really strong as well. Although, I have to admit that the first scene in the movie did almost pull Jane out of it. It wasn’t really doing anything for her at all and the movie just starts directly with the sex scene. Don’t get me wrong: It needs to start this way to tell the story and the reveal is worth the wait. However, Jane would say to me every now and then, “I just have to trust Stormy on this one. It’s about the story, not the sex.” Jane wasn’t disappointed. That’s become our mantra around here. Tied for first place, though, is the scene between Marcus London and Veronica Avluv. You will have to justsee this one to believe it. For those of you who don’t know, Marcus London has a paid website called The Squirt Instructor. There is an obvious reason why he’s the man for this website. Jane and I lost count of the number of times that Veronica Avluv squirted during this scene in this movie. It was a thing of wonder. It was by far the most connected sex scene that I’ve ever seen in any porn I’ve watched. Veronica wasn’t “acting” her way through this scene with Marcus; she didn’t have to fake anything. It was absolutely incredible. The fact that both of these people are stunningly beautiful people didn’t hurt anything either.
We have to trust Stormy. She’ll know what to do.
The Final Analysis: Buy, don’t rent, this movie. You will want to watch it over and over again.
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